Playing phone tag through a message machine, in its different variations.

This is an automatic response, please do not reply, no-one is monitoring this. Sound familiar... It started with a kiss Email ..

James, if that came from us, it shouldn't be. Dave is in the process of tracking it down and we will squash it like a bug. Thanks for letting us know about it.

I've decided to refocus my efforts back to what matter most to me this year.

Hello civilized human companionship! You guys are modern day inspiration!